I'll Eat You Guys For Breakfast

And spit out the bones says an undaunted Don JGo.

Well, it's all over Entertainment Tonight, Celebrity Justice and even The View. "Is Jobster in trouble? Will the Godfather of Recruiting 2.0 follow the Godfather of Soul into the dust of 2006?"

"I heard he's going to lay off a lot of people right after Christmas", says Rosie. "That's not very nice!" No, darling, it isn't. But, sometimes, that's what business leaders have to do. And anyone who joins a startup knows it.

And, so, the media pundits yak but the prophet of Jobsterism has no fear. "You ain't seen nothing yet." has been his constant refrain. And for those out there who are waiting for the funeral, he says he's starting a death pool. For you.